Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
They tell me life is but a dream
since precious plans came true–
That Doo-Wop radiation scene
in Disco World War II–
Wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Yesterday I tried to cry,
my tear ducts coughed up dust–
The loving ain’t the nasty part
it’s all that fucking lust–
They tell me life is but a dream,
they tell ya what they must–
Am I the great neurotic king
or idiot distrust–
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
They call me Leroy the Morose
I cut my fingers off–
I tried to shout: Hey, adios!
but christened with a cough–
My hair is thin, my sallow skin,
my scalp I grin and doff–
You call this sick? Well what the hell,
I ain’t the one worst off–
Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
They call me Leroy the Morose
my teeth have turned to glue–
They tell me life is but a dream
since precious plans came true–
Let’s put the bodies by the road,
I’ll stack ’em two by two–
I think I’ll pluck my eyes out next,
that last one looked like–
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I think I’ll pluck my eyes out next,
I’ve nothing else to do.