The scientists conclude that things look different
due to strange yet compelling visual phenomena
experienced by the viewer on the surface of Planet
You, and well, you can’t very well be held account-
able for that, can you?, it’s not like you chose to
observe cosmic rays baking through the stratosphere
at millions of miles per hour as nothing more than
a bleary morning, I mean, nobody would actually
choose that, right?, a-and the scientists say that it
would be pretty unfair to question the way light
coyly bends and redshifts into the orbit of Planet
You, and I guess twenty or so years from now I can
probably even agree with them, an astronaut only
has so many friends left, I suppose it is wisest to keep
them by any means necessary, just smile with teeth
that glow in the dark as a result of the radiation that
leaks out of the You-ian core, making my skin sizzle.