Smart Guy has a notebook filled with arrows

and Greek letters Smart Guy has one helluva

collection of numbers, they tried to make him

a bar code but the stripes just ran all together

like an angry black unibrow Smart Guy strung

together a necklace full of syllables and minerals

collected from his travels Smart Guy is feeling

kind of shiftless these days Smart Guy knows too

much for his own good Smart Guy has calculated

all the angles but finds himself spitting fire over

the execution Smart Guy is better than you and

good enough not to let you know that Smart Guy

believes he can beat the Chinese Smart Guy feels

pretty depressed these days Smart Guy knows a

drug for that Smart Guy thinks he’d be a lot Smarter

if it weren’t for his sinusoidal emotions Smart Guy

isn’t so Smart about that but let’s cut him a break

this time.