Doop doop doop,

we ants would like

you to know that all

your noisy bitching

is really quite un-

becoming, the mean-

ing of life is a social

phenomenon as far

as we are concerned,

doop doop doop,

and really what more

proof do you need than

that this stink bug carcass

was at the bottom of the

mound a few moments ago

and now it is at the top,

that’s you, comrade, you

are the great enactor, oh

yes, you are the great

pretender, sing about doing

and purpose and action and

artistic meritocracy,

doop doop doop

all together  now– oh yes!